Monday, November 26, 2018

Costa Rica Day 4: Osa Canopy Tour & Catarata Uvita

Well clearly it's not actually the 4th day of our trip, but each day was so packed and perfect and wonderful that we fell asleep by 8:30 every night with no time for blogging. Except for all the time I spent drinking margaritas and the pool and reading/watching James work out, but I was doing important work then. But even a week out from the events I'm writing about it feels like each day is still worthy of their own posts, so we're going to go through them all retroactively.

In the present (our "real life" as Cora calls it), we got home Friday night about 7:00 p.m. (after waking up at 2:55 a.m.), unpacked everything, ate cereal for dinner, and had the kids in bed by 8. We decorated the house for Christmas on Saturday (my new favorite thing is being gone for Thanksgiving and then coming home to jump into the sparkly Christmas holidays), shopped and cooked and settled, and then my parents came to stay the night on their drive home from Colorado where they had celebrated Thanksgiving with the rest of my family. Sunday was a big breakfast, big family walk (including Papa and Gigi), teaching my first barre class in what felt like years (ouch), and putting up the Christmas lights and Christmas tree. It was a great weekend. I made two delicious, healthy, hearty home-cooked dinners (this vegan winter lentil stew and then this chicken wild rice casserole) that were perfect after 8 days of travel. It's so lovely to be home and I'm so ready for the holidays.

But I was not ready to leave Costa Rica, so let's go back.

On Day 4 we woke up bright and early with the howler monkeys to get ready and head to the Osa Peninsula Rainforest for our Jungle Canopy Zip Line Tour! The kids were so excited about this one and after exploring the Pacific, going on a hike, and jumping in a spectacularly beautiful waterfall, James and I were excited to see yet another side of this beautiful country.

We drove about 40 minutes south to the Osa peninsula to the tour we'd booked and then, after assuring the guides that we had a 4x4 car, we headed up a very steep mountain, high into the rainforest, in our trusty Hyundai Tucson, following behind a pickup truck with open bench seats for those who didn't want to drive. It was at least 15 minutes of bumpy roads and direct sun so I'm glad we could do it in our own car. We joined the group of about 18 to get geared up and instructed on how to work our brake gloves and harness. It all seemed pretty straight forward and then 20 seconds later you're clipped on to a line and told to pull your feet up and bam, you're off, wondering if maybe you needed more instructions.

Cora had to ride with someone who knew what they were doing the first time. Just before we got up on the platform she decided mayyyybe she didn't want to do this after all, but we just kept prodding her along until she was clipped to a guide and then whoosh.

I'd gone first to meet her on the other end so I was a little nervous she wouldn't like it, but I needn't have worried about my roller coaster girl- I could hear her squealing in joy and her grin as she and her expert guide swooped onto the platform was from ear to ear.

Claire also rode with a guide on the first line just to get her comfortable and then she confidently handled her own zip lines from then on out.

Landon flew solo the whole time, and James- only 15 pounds away from the upper weight limit- literally FLEW.

Cora hooked to me for the next 8 lines and like doing anything with her in Disney, she was pure joy as a partner. "Faster faster!" she yelled, laughing and squealing with glee. We loved it.

In addition to the 9 different zip lines way high up in the canopy, there were two repelling stations where you were repelled down to the jungle floor to move to another tree. Cora got to do those on her own and liked that VERY MUCH.

The guides loved her- her tutu and high levels of enthusiasm and dare-deviltry made her something of a mascot.

There were also two hanging bridges that were way more precarious and swingy than I envisioned. You're clipped on to a line so you're totally safe, it's just kind of crazy to walk across an actual hanging bridge high up in the trees.

But the very best part was at the end. We walked to a little shelter for fresh fruit and water (the fruit in Costa Rica was AMAZING) and then you could get hooked to this rope and jump and FLY. I went first and it was amazing. It was also 300 feet above the ground.

We all did it. Cora looks like a tiny little sack of potatoes flying out there and she LOVED IT. Everyone was very impressed with our adventurous kiddos.

After we'd all been Tarzan, we got a ride back to our car on the back of the pickup truck, which was the kids second favorite part of the tour.

We drove back down the mountain in manual first gear while James remarked that these declines were steeper than anything we'd ever driven in Colorado. Lulled by the insane bouncing of our entire car, both girls fell asleep immediately.

We started to look for a place for lunch, but quickly discovered many restaurants on the Osa Peninsula (and elsewhere) are closed on Mondays. We saw a sign for Playa Ventanas, which looked beautiful in the picture I saw online and pulled in. We paid a small fee to park and hoped to find lunch, but settled for some ceviche and Costa Rican cheeto puffs from a small vendor. Playa Ventanas has caves you can explore in low tide, and the kids set out with James to do just that, but then it started to rain and the waves kicked up, so we only lasted about a half hour. Though Landon and James did manage to scale a cliff over the ocean in that time.

We set out again for lunch, when I discovered a little Soda in Uvita called Soda Ranchito Dona Maria. It was 10 miles away. We were starving and we were promised authentic, local food, and that is precisely what we got.

A tiny restaurant, FABULOUS food, a cook in a kitchen the size of our dinner table, one waiter (the cook's son; who left at one point to pick up his sister from school), and a few outdoor tables. It was the best meal of our trip until the very last one. The kids ordered pancakes and eggs with rice and beans, James and I ordered casado (means "married," a traditional dish with rice, beans, some kind of protein, noodles, potatoes, and a green salad- then you just sort of eat it all together and it's delicious), and we shared a bunch of other things from the appetizer section. It was all great. At one point James asked for salsa. After trying one from a bottle they brought he asked if they had a hotter one. They pulled a little Tupperware container out of their refrigerator and BAM.

Challenge offered and challenge accepted. He sweated and grinned the rest of lunch.

We finished eating around 2 p.m., paid our bill, and considered heading back home when I remembered there was a waterfall in Uvita. Google told me it was just 2 km up the dirt road from our little restaurant! Always prepared for a new adventure, I'd packed a bag with swimsuits and towels in the car before we left that morning, so off we went in search of "Catarata Uvita," a waterfall you could allegedly slide down!

We parked, did a quick car-change into our suits, and followed a little sign to the falls. We came upon a restaurant where we paid our entry fee to the bartender ($2/person USD) and then followed the verbal directions to "walk down."

Like literally everything we saw in Costa Rica, it was absurdly ridiculously beautiful. Like something out of a fairy tale.

The water was freezing, but in we went. The waterfall was roaring over giant pointy boulders and I was very much doubting the "you can slide down it" aspect of the waterfall, when two locals started scaling the rock wall near the falls and whoosh, down they came. Always up to maximize any vacation adventure, Landon and James started climbing.

James went first, survived, and threw Landon a thumb's up from the pool below. Whoosh, down went Landon. He flew down the current, sticking the landing to the cheers on onlookers, none of whom were setting foot in the water.

I swam over with the girls. Cora was not allowed to climb up to do the waterfall and she was PISSED. We had to keep pulling her off the rocks she was attempting to climb and eventually James just towed her back to the shallow area.

Claire and I headed up. The water was moving so fast and the rocks looked so very pointy, but determined not to let the men show us up, Claire and I took off. Her first, me next, and wow.

It moves very fast. I somehow got sucked under the waterfall at the bottom, losing my hairband and the correct placement of my bikini underneath my rashguard, but it was quite a rush.

(that's me, about to lose my top)

We swam around and waterfalled a few more times (even me; bikini in place this time). Cora forgave us for not allowing her to risk her life on a steep rock climb and way too strong of a water current and went off to explore with James.

A little further downstream we found a smaller waterfall with a calm lagoon that Cora got to jump into.

As always, the pictures just can't convey the overwhelming beauty of it all.

We spent $10 and over 2 hours at Catarata Uvita and it was such a fun bonus afternoon adventure.

By now it was getting close to 4. We had a 30 minute drive home, the kids still wanted to swim in our pool, and the sun sets around 5. We headed out, stopped for gelato in Uvita to refuel, went in their super market that was much larger than ours in Dominical to buy pasta and jarred sauce because anything more required too much thought, and drove home. The kids swam. James worked out. I considered uploading pictures, but made a margarita and read my new book instead. It was lovely.

The kids were in bed and asleep by 7:30 and even James and I had lights out by 8:15. The sun rises and sets so early in Dominical that even though we were still in the central time zone, it was like we hadn't adjusted to a time change. But it worked out well- the activities start early, so our senior citizen schedule kept us well rested and cheerful when the sun was high and the howler monkeys loud by 5 a.m.

While I loved every activity we did (and the kids definitely voted the zip line tour as their #1), I think the waterfalls are what I'll reminder the most vividly. They were just so impossibly beautiful... it was so hard to believe we were allowed to hike down and jump in them. Truly unforgettable and so much more than I expected this highly anticipated vacation to be!

(Next up, Day 5: all day snorkel adventure out on the Pacific!)


  1. Gorgeous, irt looks awesome. All except the swing, which makes me want to hurl.

    1. Lol, the swing was the best part!

  2. Thank you for sharing! This makes me want to take our kids on an adventurous trip!