The "Two" Game

A How-To Guide from Landon

(1) Yell "twooooooo!" as you run with arms stretched behind you towards your dad. Mom will also do, but dad seems to enjoy it more. Ignore your parents when they try to explain that the counting process that begins with one (or that a proper countdown starts with three), the number two is all you need to warn your victim that an attack is imminent.

(2) Launch yourself full speed at the dada and take that 6 foot 3 inch, 200 lb. man down.

(3) Yell your victory to your mom so she can clap and give you kisses. Run away. Laugh a lot. Repeat 52 more times.