Dear Google, the light-hearted Friday edition

I did one of these not too long ago, but I have a few google searches that are too good not to share. What I always have to keep in mind is that someone opened up the google webpage and typed in this exact phrase looking for answers. Cracks me up.

~ dear google, please give me a random food to eat for lunch: Quite possibly my most favorite search that ever brought someone to my website. I wonder what they decided on... the puffy pancake?

~ big name in french fries: As a fellow french fry lover, I understand turning to the internet for help in french fry research. I have been known to look up restaurant menus or reviews in hopes of seeing a picture or description of the fries before deciding to dine there (my favorites are seasoned curly fries, thick cut steak fries with a crispy outside, and lightly battered fries). That said, I'm not sure what "big name" you were looking for.

~ how do i force myself to study for the lsat: What do you want Google to tell you? You just have to decide to do it. Or don't and let luck take you where it may.

~ paying for duck soup daycare vacation: ???

~ lag liv bitch: Are you asserting or asking? Actually I hope it's neither one, though it's interesting to wonder how I come across to those who don't know me outside of these posts. For background purposes, I believe I'm generally thought of as a nice person.

~ is it bad to swallow a handful of ibuprofen: Yes. And if I had just done that I'd be calling poison control, a doctor, or googling something more likely to result in a scientific answer like "ibuprofen overdose" because those keywords aren't going to get you anywhere helpful -- like my blog.

~ nymph craving baby: Intriguing.

~ how to pass texas bar exam: You pretty much just have to study.

~ im 11 weels pregnant and feel horrible with like headaches and stomach pains: While stomach pains and heaches aren't funny, the inclusion of the word "like" in an internet search is.

~ things i don't like: You need to look this up?

So there you are. The internet can be a funny place. Have a great weekend and if you live down here where it insists on remaining 105 degrees (plus humidity), stay cool!